π FLORIDA FACE PALM!The Snowplow Game: Miami Lost 3-0 to a Man With a Broom
On December 12, 1982, the Miami Dolphins flew north to play the Patriots in a snowstorm so heavy the grounds crew gave up plowing between plays. What happened next gave the game its permanent name and gave Dolphins fans a wound that has never fully scabbed.
The field at Schaefer Stadium was a white rectangle. Kickers could not find footing. Both offenses drowned. With four minutes left in a scoreless game, New England faced fourth and goal from the Miami 16 and lined up for a 33-yard field goal attempt in conditions that made the kick a coin flip.
Enter Mark Henderson. A convicted burglar on work release from the Norfolk County jail, Henderson was operating a John Deere tractor that had been fitted with a broom instead of a blade, the grounds crew's snow solution. He was, by his own later admission, the only man in the stadium who knew the Patriots wanted that clear patch more than anything else in the world.
Henderson floored it.
The tractor carved a clean swath through the snow, directly through the hash mark, straight to the spot where kicker John Smith would plant his foot. Nobody threw a flag. There was no rule against grounds-crew creativity.
Smith made the kick. New England won 3-0. The Dolphins' perfect season hopes dissolved into the same slush everyone had been slogging through all afternoon.
Here is the face palm on top of the face palm: the game film no longer exists. CBS taped over it. One of the strangest endings in NFL history survives only in still photographs and the memories of 28,000 frozen witnesses, plus the actual snowplow, which the Patriots retired and later donated to the Pro Football Hall of Fame.
A work-release inmate with a broom tractor changed an NFL game, got his five minutes of fame, and Miami paid for it with a season.
In Florida, we complain about hurricane delays and 90-degree kickoffs. At least our weather has never taken a side.